Onana’s Flu and United’s Goalie Scramble…
Manchester United’s manager, Ruben Amorim, is having a slight heart attack ahead of the match against Leicester City, stressing over who could possibly guard the net. Andre Onana, the star goalie, decided to play goalie dodge due to a sudden case of the hiccups – or some suspicious Sunday morning sickness. Just in time for the showdown at the King Power Stadium, no less! The Red Devils are already bracing to face former star striker now Leicester honcho, Ruud van Nistelrooy.
While Onana’s crossing fingers and toes hoping to feel better before the 7 pm kickoff, backup plans are in overdrive mode. With Altay Bayindir and Tom Heaton busy being injured, United is frantically rummaging through their Development Squad as if searching for buried treasure. Our potential saviors? Dermot Mee, the hopeful 22-year-old, has bravely faced seven matches letting in 10 unfortunate goals, and Elyh Harrison, the fresh-faced 19-year-old, paraded about in the National League North with some modest success.
Both goalies have barely warmed the United bench in their infamous Europa League elbow dance against Real Sociedad and a Premier League face-off with Arsenal. Now, one of these rookie goalkeepers might just leap from the development squad to prime-time action. Things are about to get goal-matically interesting!
