Red Devils Gallop Over Foxes 3-0!…

Hold onto your hats, folks! Manchester United finally won an away game, not since January, with a delightful 3-0 victory over Leicester City at the King Power Stadium on a breezy Sunday evening! That’s right, folks; the Red Devils took the “King” out of the Power Stadium!

Rasmus Hojlund and Alejandro Garnacho decided they’d had enough of their goal drought diet, netting beauties on either side of the halftime tea break. Just as the game was winding down, Bruno Fernandes decided to put the icing on the cake, scoring a goal so sweet it should come with a calorie warning. United’s daring escapade has rocketed them up to the dizzying heights of 13th in the Premier League—and oh, Tottenham and Everton, you might want to watch your backs!

Not everything was sunshine and rainbows, though. Young Ayden Heaven had his thunder somewhat stolen after he needed to leave the pitch wrapped up like a human burrito. But on the bright side, Harry Amass celebrated his 18th birthday with a Premier League debut! That’s a birthday bash worth a thousand parties, right? Next up, United will take a trip to Nottingham Forest, trying to bring their winning giggles to April Fool’s Day!