Young Star Heaven Sent to Ground…
Manchester United’s heaven-sent prodigy, Ayden Heaven, gave the crowd a scare on Sunday as he went down in agony against Leicester. After a run-in with Leicester’s speedster Patson Daka, the poor lad found himself on the ground, unsure if the pain was from his foot or his pride. It left fans and the medical team scrambling, as the young defender hobbled off the field wearing what seemed to be a fashionable, though unplanned, protective boot. Coach Ruben Amorim summed it up hilariously, noting that Heaven couldn’t even explain his injury as he was still finding his football footing – but not literally!
United’s fans are nursing a collective sigh of relief as no trip to the hospital was needed, meaning Saint Peter wasn’t setting up the pearly gates just yet for Heaven’s football career. Despite the tumble, the 18-year-old has been more angelic than most expected, dazzling on his debut against Arsenal and outshining against Real Sociedad. It’s no wonder viewers are hoping his tale isn’t grounded for too long, with plenty of heavenly moments still to deliver.
Adding a feather to his halo, Wayne Rooney chimed in, labeling Heaven as a transfer “coup” that might just leave Arsenal’s top brass as red-faced as their jerseys. For just £1.5 million, United may have pulled off the football version of discovering sliced bread. Let’s hope Heaven’s wing clipping is short-lived and he’s back to sending fans soaring soon!
