Why Playing Keeper in Saudi is a Wild Ride!…

Jordan Henderson escaped Saudi Arabia faster than a football in a penalty shoot-out! He’s sending out a cheeky warning postcard to Andre Onana, urging him to latch onto Manchester United with both goalkeeping gloves. Apparently, United’s dismal Premier League form has turned boss Ruben Amorim into a transfer window whirlwind, with Onana turning heads like he’s the new Mona Lisa.

It seems Saudi Arabia is targeting Premier League stars like they’re on a football player shopping spree. While strikers like Ivan Toney, Aleksandar Mitrovic, and Cristiano Ronaldo are scoring goals like they’re in a FIFA video game, it seems like goalkeepers are just there for comedy relief! Earning a whopping £350k a week couldn’t even make Henderson smile, as he realized that a pile of money isn’t as fun as saving goals.

With Steven Gerrard attempting to make it a Liverpool-land in the desert, Henderson’s joy didn’t last long. In less than six months, he packed his bags and returned to Onana’s former stomping ground, Ajax. Meanwhile, Onana is as steady as a rock at Old Trafford, with three years left on his contract and zero plans of joining the Saudi circus. Looks like Onana is ready to stick it out like a true goalie hero!