United’s Onana Dilemma: To Sell or Not to Sell?…
Somewhere in the mystical realms of Old Trafford, Sir Jim Ratcliffe is plotting and scheming like a footballing Gandalf. His latest conundrum? The modern art piece known as Andre Onana. The Manchester United co-owner is considering whether to keep this Cameroonian goalkeeper extraordinaire or to send him to the sandy shores of Saudi Arabia with a hefty transfer fee.
When Erik ten Hag waved goodbye to the beloved David De Gea, Onana was meant to be the chosen one. A few fumbles later, and he’s still hogging the goalposts at United. But as the summer transfer window looms, whispers from the desert suggest Saudi clubs have their eyes set on the 28-year-old. United, scouting for loose change to keep their Premier League piggy bank happy, might just see Onana as their golden ticket.
While Ratcliffe sharpens his cost-cutting blade, he’s already trimmed around 450 jobs at the club and transformed the staff canteen into an upscale ghost town. With his pragmatic approach, seeing Onana as just another ‘inherited’ paella, the chances of a lucrative Saudi deal seem more delicious by the day. Tune in, grab your popcorn, and never miss another episode of Manchester United’s epic adventures!
