United Fans Plan Epic Bottom-Staying Protest…
Blow the whistle and hold on to your shorts, folks! Manchester United fans, in their unwavering quest to dethrone the Glazers, are conjuring up the most epic of sit-in protests this Sunday at Old Trafford. Following the big-screen drama of the Manchester derby, fearless followers of the Red Devils will buckle up in their sacred seats like they’re glued to a tenacious defender, ready to prove that bottom-staying is an art form perfected by no man before!
The 1958, a group of fanatics not known for subtlety, have joined forces with FC United of Manchester to shape a revolution crafted by the football cosmos. Their outrageous rally cry? Stay in your seats and reclaim your spot like it’s your gran’s homemade pie! As ticket prices climb like a footballer’s weekly wage, ticked-off ticket holders could see their beloved perch evaporate faster than a manager’s temper after a red card.
With an expected crowd of 7,000, the protest might rival the magnitude of a last-minute hat-trick. Legendary 1958 member Chris Haymes challenges supporters to plant themselves like goalposts! Meanwhile, Steve Crompton, the voice of reason, or perhaps chaos, affirms the battle rages on! Show your seat some love, Manchester, for the ultimate showdown is just around the corner!
