Amorim Eager for Instant Manchester Magicā€¦

Soccer sorcerer Ruben Amorim is cooking up a football fiesta of fantastical feats at Old Trafford, ready to sprinkle his magic confetti over the Red Devils. Aiming to catapult Manchester United to stratospheric heights faster than a cheetah on roller skates, Amorim is eyeing a league double over noisy neighbours Manchester City and a Europa League triumph to boot, all while munching on his breakfast cereal. The fans are cheering and chanting louder than a herd of elephants at karaoke night, with uncontainable excitement bubbling like a spicy cauldron.

Amorim rolled up to the Theatre of Dreams in his imaginary red cape, intent on launching his ā€˜Mission Impossible: Create Legend Againā€™ saga. Rumor has it that Ineos guru Sir David Brailsford whispered ā€˜Mission 21ā€™ to squirrels and staffers, hinting at grabbing the 21st league title by 2028 as Unitedā€™s birthday cake topper. But our dashing Portuguese hero, with the determination of a caffeinated squirrel, refuses to be silenced by timelines and is ready to tango with trophies, declaring, ā€œWhy wait three years when we have the zest of a thousand oranges right now?ā€

Sitting 13th in the great pyramid of football power, Amorimā€™s ambitions may sound as wild as a unicorn playing rugby, but his passion is lighting United fans on a glow stick frenzy. Despite acknowledging that a trophy-laden haul might not rain down like confetti next year, Amorim is crafting a master plan with enough moxie to woo a knightā€™s armor off. The artist of ambition is painting a vibrant vision for success, and the Old Trafford faithful are rallying behind their enigmatic manager, eyes twinkling with dreams of glories reborn among the stadium stars!