When Rolexes Take Center Stage!…
Hold onto your shin pads folks because Melanie Kamayou, wife of goalie extraordinaire André Onana, was allegedly swept up in a whirlwind of mischief outside the glittery gates of Alderley Edge’s most trendy eating den, San Carlo. Under the night’s starry cover and just before elephants start dreaming, a 35-year-old dynamo reportedly lost a mighty expensive wrist-tickler: a golden Rolex worth more than a pirate’s parrot! Steadfast and bold, the Cheshire cavalry marched onto Wilmslow Road to ponder this rollicking ravage.
In an astounding swerve of events faster than a winger on energy drinks, Liam Ross of Bradford was plucked from obscurity. This 25-year-old has found himself loaded with more charges than a dodgy extension cord! Not only is he accused of snaffling the priceless wrist-candy, but he’s also been bundled with a leafy mystery of the notorious Mary Jane. Flying into the hallowed halls of Chester Magistrates Court, he made his big league debut in front of the robed referees last Friday. His unexpected career trajectory now sees him starring at Chester Crown Court soon.
Meanwhile, over in Manchester Evening News land, they’ve got a cavalcade of stories zingier than a half-time pie! Whether it’s robot dogs or traffic jams nastier than a two-footed tackle, Rob Williams and his gang light up the week like it’s a Cup Final. Don’t forget to sign up, tune in, and fill your brain with the finest Mancunian mischief & merriment that digital ink can share. Even better, say hello on WhatsApp or grab the app, because every tale’s a winner there!
