Mount Gets a Fiery Welcome Back…
In the wildest episode of ‘What Happened at Old Trafford Today’, Alejandro Garnacho sprinkled some digital magic dust on Mason Mount’s Instagram with a fiery twist. Yep, after the Red Devils tangoed with the Sky Blues without either side scoring, Mount peeked in as a late sub. And guess what? Garnacho, with the wisdom of a sage and the brevity of a tweet, laid down three immortal words: “He is back,” followed by a fiery emoji that could ignite a stadium.
Mount hopscotched into the game for the second “third-time’s-a-charm” cameo since his illustrious return. With crampons honed for battle and a history of injury sagas that could rival a Greek tragedy, he danced onto the turf in the 70th minute, attempting to regrow his football wings. The bloke’s been through more injuries than a marathon of slapstick stumbles since his ÂŁ55 million swoop from Chelsea.
Elsewhere, United’s gallery posted like they’ve just hit the crescendo in a football opera! Captain Fantastic Bruno Fernandes unleashed the power of positivity with a mascot saga involving a joyful Bobby Moore (not THE Bobby Moore, mind you but a wee Belfast lad). Meanwhile, Andre Onana was all about future-focus with dreams of European adventures. Meanwhile, manager Ruben Amorim philosophized like a football Einstein, promising the world a new order of footy brilliance next season. Watch this space, midfield maestros and emoji enthusiasts alike!