Scholes Battles Villainy on the Punditry Front…
In a twist that rivals anything you’d see on a football soap opera, Paul Scholes, the ginger ninja midfield maestro with 718 heroic battles for Manchester United, finds himself wearing the villain’s cape! Our jolly punditry knight, after hanging up his dazzling boots, has taken up the mic with the likes of BT Sports and Sky Sports. But alas, every time he tries to bring the magic of his commentary pen to the troubled Red Devils, he ends up feeling like the city’s biggest villain! Anyone got a cape for this misunderstood crusader?
Scholesy, who can’t seem to escape the Old Trafford gravitational field, confessed, “I only do Manchester United games now. It’s like being stuck in an endless soap opera of football woes! The performances have been as exciting as a knitting derby.” It’s a hard gig, especially when utopia is just a few miles away at Manchester City! Meanwhile, back in the dungeon known as the Premier League’s bottom half, the Red Devils are concocting a campaign of historical low-ness.
And just when you thought the plot couldn’t thicken, enter Roy Keane, another legendary paddler in this melodrama, clashing cymbals over what’s become of his cherished club! Rivaling the Greeks, Keane pondered the tragicomedy of competing against football’s unexpected titans: Brentford and Crystal Palace! Is this Shakespeare’s take on a football field or merely another chapter of Manchester misadventures? Stay tuned!
