Watch Man United’s Toon Adventure!…

Watch out, football fanatics! Manchester United is preparing for a Geordie invasion as they waddle up north to tussle with the high-flying Magpies of Newcastle. It’s Amorim’s Red Devils against Newcastle, the team with more wins than your grandma’s bingo club. Manchester must shake off their Europa League hiccup in Frogland after a 2-2 giggle fest against Lyon, where the ball danced like it was auditioning for Strictly Come Dancing. Tyneside is ready, the Toon Army is roaring, and if United wants to climb out of the cursed 13th spot, they’ll need to channel their inner David Beckham hair flicks!

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