Butt Slams Man U’s Titanic Tumble…
Hold onto your football boots, folks! Nicky Butt just pulled off the roast of the century, torching Manchester United after they crumbled like overbaked scones against Newcastle, losing 4-1! St. James’ Park was less a football ground and more of a comedy stage as United stumbled around like they’d forgotten which way the goals were. Their attempt to bounce back from a 1-1 draw at halftime was about as effective as using a chocolate teapot.
With Newcastle’s Harvey Barnes scoring more goals than a striker at a penalty shootout birthday party, and Bruno Guimaraes gleefully adding to the goals galore, United’s defense seemed to vanish Houdini-style. Altay Bayindir’s stint between the sticks was more like an audition for a slapstick comedy—where the only thing more absent than Andre Onana was any hope of saving balls!
In a barrage of punditry wizardry, Butt hilariously criticized United’s lethargic lads for playing like they were in a slow-motion car chase. Calling it ‘walking football,’ Butt was on fire, sparking laughs with comparisons to ‘boring three-yard passes’ and more yawns than a snoring competition! The message was clear: United, wake up and smell the goalposts!
