The Kid Who Sends Magpies Flying…
Step aside Merlin, there’s a new sorcerer in town! Manchester United’s pint-sized prodigy, Harry Amass, strutted onto the St. James’ Park stage like he was auditioning for a magic show. Up against Newcastle’s burly brigade, Amass turned his debut into a spellbinding performance. This lad didn’t just put a foot right — he left the pitch glowing like a neon light in a blackout. Manager Rubin Amorim might as well have been holding a wand when he said, “He caught a player that is really fast.” Speedy trials by Toon? Child’s play for our young magician!
Harry dashed onto the pitch like a roadrunner, ducking and diving through Newcastle’s defenses like a fox in a henhouse. That terrifying twosome, Jacob Murphy and Kieran Trippier, tried to test the teen talisman about as hard as you can test a marshmallow with a wrestling match. But Amass, cool as cucumber in a freezer, elegantly strolled through shadows of doubt, making the huffy-puffy Newcastle tempest look like a tepid drizzle.
If BRUCE Banner had turned into the Hulk instead of a cunning young defender, United would’ve loved him less! Played against Leicester’s soft-bellied foxes too, Amass felt more at ease than a cat in a sunbeam. United’s next Captain Marvel might just be this kid, setting the compass right for young talents longing for the limelight. Amass is lining up his magic boots for more amazing antics in a position at United as quiet as a dormouse but about to burst like a fall festival firework! The tale just unfolds, and who knows, maybe next he’ll conjure a championship trophy as easy as pulling a rabbit from a hat!
