From Red Devil to Neapolitan Maestro…
Hold the pasta, folks! Scott McTominay has swapped the Wembley way for some Napoli nutmegs, and he’s cooking up a storm like a chef tossing toppings in a pizza oven! Since his Manchester United escape, he’s been weaving through defenders in the land of gladiators. Yes, the lad’s mopping up admiration by the Acropolis, scoring goals like they’re coming off a conveyor belt in a chocolate factory! He’s racked up eight of those delicious treats, season margherita-style, with assists on the side. Crikey, Napoli’s about to serve up a Pont Neuf of football with Scott as their star chef!
While Manchester United’s bazooka misfired at Newcastle, Scott taught Empoli a lesson in how to make a football moonwalk its way into the goal! With Romelu Lukaku feeding him the ball like he’s an exotic Italian bird, McTominay smashed in two belters that left the defenders chasing their shadows like cartoon characters in slow motion. What’s this? A joint goal creation that’d make even Da Vinci whip out a notepad!
Tales from the United kingdom suggest they let their shining diamond slip into the Mediterranean sunset! Jose Mourinho, still chuckling into his special coaching hat, had always said McTominay was the brilliant knight of the midfield realm. Now, him leaving has the Theatre of Dreams cooking dreams instead of goals. Grab your popcorn, folks, this footballing epic isn’t over yet!
