Wolves to Howl at Old Trafford?…
Hold onto your hats, folks! Bionic football prophet Alan Shearer, Newcastle’s oracle, has whipped out his crystal football and predicts a thundering Wolves victory over Manchester United at Old Trafford on Sunday! With United stumbling around like a chicken in a disco after their Europa League shenanigans, Shearer’s not ‘impressed’ one bit. Watch out, United, as Sunday’s visitors are galloping to Old Trafford on their four-legged winning streak!
Led by Vitor ‘The Wizard’ Pereira, Wolves have been wreaking havoc in the Premier League, much like a pack of caffeinated hyenas chasing the scent of relegation zone escape. Snatching points like a kid in a candy shower, they’ve rocketed past Wolves, Aston Villa, and Liverpool with 15 in total! Meanwhile, United’s season is wobbling like a jelly on a pogo stick. Alan reckons the Red Devils could tumble to an eye-watering 15th in the table, which in football speak means “uh-oh spaghetti-o!”
Despite the peril in the league, the Europa League holds the key to Manchester magic land for United. A triumph leads to the mystical lands of the Champions League, just like their expedition last year to FA Cup glory. So, strap on your boots of disbelief, grab that popcorn, and hop over to Manchester Evening News’ cinematic WhatsApp adventure or tune in to the ‘Manchester is Red’ podcast! Become part of the wild United ride, available for your ears everywhere fireworks and cotton candy are served.
