Napoli’s New Goal Scoring Maestro…
Legend has it that Scott McTominay may soon possess the magical ability to turn defenders to stone! The Scottish sensation, now causing mayhem for Napoli, found the net not once but twice, as he tangoed his way past Torino like a footballing tornado. Imagine leaving Old Trafford and becoming as goal-happy as a kid in a candy store — that’s the McTominay saga. With a whizz-bang flourish, he volleyed home after Anguissa’s assist and then poached another from a Politano cross, as if practicing a hat trick magic show!
McTominay’s first strike hit the back of the net quicker than you can say “Neapolitan pizza!” Seven minutes in, he was already dancing on the pitch like it was a disco ball. But it was his electric double-whammy in the 41st minute that really set the Stadio Diego Armando Maradona ablaze. The midfielder-turned-goal-thief was Napoli’s runaway locomotive, unstoppable and uncatchable, leaving defenders as clueless as chickens in a foxhouse.
Meanwhile, back at Manchester United’s rollercoaster HQ, it’s like they’re missing their lucky charm! United, tumbling down the standings like a poorly constructed human pyramid, must be tearing their hair out. Ruben Amorim fans are crying into their fish and chip suppers, wishing upon football stars for a McTominay 2.0 and discussing daring escape plans to Naples! It’s official — Scott is Napoli’s new goal genie. Watch out, Serie A, McTominay is on the loose and he’s scoring like a heat-seeking missile with a football-booted twist!
