Young Enzo Heads for Theatre of Dreams…
Hold onto your helmets, Red Devils fans! The prodigious French sensation, Enzo Kana-Biyik, is gearing up for a Mancunian adventure in the legendary arena of Old Trafford, without breaking United’s piggy bank! This 18-year-old goal enthusiast is swapping croissants for Gregg’s sausage rolls, embarking on a deal smoother than a cat’s whisper, straight outta Le Havre. Like Pogba before him, he’s ready to explode onto the English stage, though he hasn’t yet dazzled on the big stage itself. Clocking an impressive nine in the onion bag from just 15 showdowns, young Enzo is ready to unleash havoc!
Picture this: Manchester United’s academy staff scribbling ‘bonjour’ and ‘s’il vous plaît’ in notepads to help communicate with these French-speaking football maestros. With his bags packed for Switzerland for some FC Lausanne-Sport action, Enzo might be the secret agent signing United never knew they needed. If history is any guide, Le Havre is a mystical pipeline of football wizardry, the Hogwarts of footballers, with alumni like Pogba, Payet, and Mahrez casting spells in stadiums worldwide.
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