Heaven’s High-Flying Instagram Like…
Ayden Heaven, the lad with mystical boot powers, decided to send smoke signals to his pal Alejandro Garnacho — by liking an Instagram photo! That’s right, folks, Heaven’s thumbs sprang into action quicker than you can say “goal of the century!” He was last seen wearing his trusty protective magic boot after some leg-wobbling shenanigans at the King Power Stadium against Leicester. His Grand Premier League start was more of a disappearing act, but fret not, his enchanted boots are expected to make a comeback before season’s close. Spoiler alert: they’re predicting a great return!
Alejandro Garnacho, the wizard of the wing, shared snapshots of his battle against Athletic Club, declaring, “We keep dreaming!” Well, if anything, Ayden certainly entered dreamland by clicking that heart button. It’s Insta supporting at its finest! Meanwhile, Ayden’s story has been as twisty as a Ronaldo step-over. After hobnobbing with the sub bench against Newcastle, he had more setbacks than a referee on roller skates!
Coach Ruben Amorim declares, “Ayden isn’t ready,” like he’s announcing halftime pies aren’t baked yet. Everyone awaits with bated breath to see if Heaven will rise for Sunday’s battle at Brentford. Join our madcap United circus on WhatsApp for direct-to-phone carnival updates, or fall down the rabbit hole of United podcasts. Scandal, banter, and goal-scoring dreams await on Spotify and Apple podcasts! Totally free, just like a swift and cheeky nutmeg!
