The Wonderkid Tale of Bendito Mantato…

In a tale that could make even a walnut dizzy, Manchester United’s very own squirt of football brilliance, Bendito Mantato, has snagged a golden ticket to England’s Under-17 squad! Picture this lad, fresh off the ‘I-just-signed-my-first-professional-contract’ train, now strutting onto the football stages of Europe. Mantato is all set to sprinkle his magic on the U17 European Championship, with the world ready to be astounded by his wondrous tricks and flicks. Rumor has it, he’s got a dribble so snappy it could untangle spaghetti.

Having warmed the benches in United’s Europa League shenanigans against Athletic Bilbao, the kid’s been whispered to be Ruben Amorim’s secret weapon. Now, while his United teammates slog it out at Carrington, Mantato will be dancing across the fields in Albania, playing against Belgium, Italy, and Czechia while trying not to turn the grass into a jungle gym. When Mantato charges down the pitch, opponents buckle like marshmallows in a microwave.

Once a humble defender, our young hero has now scooted up to the right wing, etching comparisons to the great Bukayo Saka! With moves so clean he’d shame a ninja, Mantato’s balancing acts between attack and defense make him the prime candidate for that coveted wing-back role. Sniffing around him like pups after a juicy bone, clubs like Chelsea and Liverpool tried to swipe him last year. But fear not, Red Devils — Mantato’s sticking around to be United’s next shimmering star!