Coleen Sweeps into Trafford Centre…
In a whirlwind of vibrant fabric and dazzling bling, Coleen Rooney, football royalty and tabloid-titillator, dribbled her way through the Trafford Centre like a midfield maestro—only this time, the goal was ultimate gastronomic bliss at a new Japanese-Peruvian lair. Sporting an orange shirt so bright it nearly blinded a passing pigeon, Coleen set her fashionista defenders’ hearts racing. Flanked by a team of top-tier WAGs, these fashion mavericks descended like chic panthers on Nichi, an exotic den of culinary wonders.
This star-studded lunch-off saw fellow footie wives Danielle Gibson and Hayley Fletcher reunite under one roof, weaving a nostalgic web of Manchester United dreams. Also gracing the event was Real Housewives of Cheshire luminary, Nermina Pieters, who strutted in wearing a pastel pink suit that could have inspired a fairytale makeover montage. The shindig was orchestrated with perfect precision by Coleen’s wedding planner, showcasing opulent park-structions and valet vibes that screamed, ‘Your carriage awaits!’ The cherry on top? A wellness cascade, featuring collagen concoctions from Mrs. Rooney herself.
The Trafford Centre’s Director, Simon Layton, gushed like a giddy schoolboy at kick-off: “Our exclusive assemblage, coupled with panoramic parking prestos, made this event an own-goal miracle of style and flair!” Meanwhile, amidst handshakes and health hacks, luxurious valet services whisked attendees’ rides into saintly sheen, ensuring every exit was as glamorous as a stadium parade. All hail Coleen—a midfield marvel on a culinary crusade!
