Reality TV Twists the Bardsleys’ Lives…
Who’s that we see prancing across our screens? It’s none other than the Bardsleys! Yes, word on the street is that retired footie warrior Phil Bardsley has thrown off his shin guards and leapt into the glittery realm of TV with Tanya, his Real Housewife of Cheshire superstar wife. After multiple convincing episodes (who knows how many shoelace-pulling negotiations), Phil has graced the show called The Bardsley Bunch with his pancaked presence. Our sources (and by sources, we mean chatty neighbours) claim that this ITVBe spectacle was such a hit, the audience is already clamouring for a sequel faster than you can say ‘offsides’!
Despite being as hard to capture as the wind, Phil reveals that parading through the house, lights blinking and cameras rolling, was indeed ‘ok to be fair.’ With Tanya giggle-interrupting his moments by shouting, ‘We’re all off the cuff, darling!’ the Bardsley Bunch transforms mundane dinners into the slapstick stuff of sitcoms. Speaking of food confusions, who knew cooking pies could be such an epic saga? Watching Tanya and her mom order delights worthy of a Wigan-catered banquet, only to wrestle with pie-baking time calls, is basically comedic gold.
But don’t expect the cooking tales to linger! Nah, the show is spotlighting Phil’s escapades out of football boots and into property mogul status and TV presenting. However, the real stars, as the whole Bardsley team agrees, are their brood of budding footballers running circles in the backyard. All while Tanya spins her business web concerning hair extensions and confronts the sporadic mayhem of her household, dealing with everything from ADHD to grumpy footie retiree antics. Tune in for real noses, real families, and absurd antics on ITVX and ITVBe, starting every Wednesday, a day bound to echo with laughter and the triumphant sound of reality TV victories!
