From Red Devils to Neapolitan Glory…
Bruno Fernandes is not just playing footsie with his mates; he’s practically pedaling unicorns through rainbows to congratulate his former partner-in-soccer-crimes, Scottie McTominay. Yes, you heard it right! McTominay, who swapped his Man United kit for a dash of Neapolitan pizzazz, has helped Napoli snatch the shimmering Serie A crown, aided by his feet of absolute wonder. With a goal that was practically delivered by the stork of soccer himself, his majestic overhead kick sealed the deal and sent fans spinning in delight like a ferris wheel on steroids!
Kicking off just before half-time, McTominay defied gravity, logic, and probably several laws of physics with his pirouetting strike, sending Cagliari’s goalie into an existential crisis. In came Romelu Lukaku, opening his candy jar of goals to add another sugary treat. Meanwhile, Inter milled about with a victory of their own, but alas, it was Napoli’s day to wear the Serie A tiara. And Scottie, crowned MVP, bashfully admitted he’s as baffled as finding a howler monkey in your backyard, but grateful for this dream come true.
Back in Instagram-land, Bruno drooled over Scott’s success in a cyber hug fest worthy of a dogpile tussle at a birthday bash. Praising McTominay’s resilience, determination, and discipline, he basically showered the Scottish footballer with more love than a chocolate fountain on Valentine’s Day! Other United stars, past and present, popped in like confetti to echo the cheers, truly making Scottie feel like the sprinkles on Napoli’s championship cake. Keep da rocket power, lads!
