Tick Tock, Toon Army! Cunha Cometh Soon!…
Manchester United fans are buzzing like bees in a soda pop factory, eagerly awaiting their first sighting of the elusive Matheus Cunha. But don’t get your kits in a twist — you’ll have to watch this samba enchanted wizard in a Brazil jersey first! Freshly inked with ol’ Red Devils after Houdini-ing £62.5 million from Wolves, Matheus is set to juggle his skills not at Old Trafford, but on his Brazilian adventures. He’s now donning his big boy boots to buddy up with Carlo Ancelotti and the Selecao gang.
Hold your whistles, chaps! Before he steps onto that hallowed Manchester turf, Cunha will shimmy alongside Casemiro and that rather smooth fellow named Antony against Ecuador at midnight this Friday. Think of it as a little salsa with some prickly Ecuadorian cacti. Their cha-cha doesn’t stop there! Early morning capers await as Brazil duels Paraguay in a game that’s bound to have more twists and turns than a roller coaster at a theme park run by Roberto Carlos.
Tick-tock, the days waltz away till the United shirt waits to hug Cunha tight. As July 19th flirts on the calendar, the giggles climax with a fairytale friendly with Leeds United in Sweden. Until then, stash the popcorn and rest those vocal cords for the football fiesta yet to unfold!
