Guarding a Living Legend or Lethal Task?…
Step aside, Batman! Ronaldo’s bodyguard, an undisputed master of the art of stealth and security, went full Bond-mode while safeguarding the planet’s most ball-savvy superstar. Though Ronaldo wasn’t tiptoeing through a field of landmines, the poor guy faced a cocktail of nutty fans and paparazzi armed with cameras instead of cannons. Our brave protector has revealed his cunning techniques in ninja-style retinal scanning of every person who dared enter CR7’s realm!
Signing up for this gig wasn’t your average paper-pushing job! Earning £850 a day for a front-row seat in this football circus, he was paid the fortune of a pirate king. Armed not with sword but serenity, he faced the wild chaos: a match of unpredictable fans racing to snatch a selfie, much like trying to grab the elusive Golden Snitch. Despite the unpredictable sea of nonsense, he described working for Ronaldo as a mix of bubblegum and wind: sweet, cheeky, but mostly chill.
Fans beware! Think you’re getting close for a selfie mid-game? Our man is ready to spring into action, equipped with the might of a calm cucumber, solving the world’s problems as easily as Ronaldo scores goals. Just heed this advice: next time you decide to charge the pitch, remember there’s a shield-wielding knight in charming armor protecting Ronaldo—fierce as a tiger but paid more than a day’s worth of gold!
