Hojlund Says ‘Ciao’ to Inter Interest!…
Hold onto your red devil horns, folks! Rasmus Hojlund, the Danish dynamo at Manchester United, has practically laugh-snorted at the idea of leaving for Inter Milan this summer. Even though Inter is itching to wrestle him away like he’s the last slice of pizza, confident Rasmus expects to stick it out at Old Trafford like a stubborn goat, ignoring that buzzing transfer bee.
Inter Milan, sinking in their own Serie A quicksand and trying to keep their balance after PSG flattened them in the Champions League, have set their googly eyes on Rasmus. With a 5-0 defeat leaving them dazed, their big boss Giuseppe Marotta is out scouting players like magpies searching for shiny spoons. However, Hojlund’s bond with United is tighter than a howler monkey’s grip on a freshly peeled banana, thanks to his juicy contract lasting until 2030, unless some sneaky clause allows him to fly solo earlier.
Rasmus joined United ages ago, back when dinosaurs roamed (okay, two years ago), and he’s been zig-zagging around the field with his 26 goals in 95 matches. Not too shabby! He’s prepping for some summer siesta with a beaming grin, ready to charge back into next season like a bull in a china shop. Meanwhile, we’re glued to our screens, munching popcorn and texting our buds on WhatsApp, for the latest footie drama!
