How Man Utd Scored Big with a Sneaky Clause…

In a twist that would make even the wiliest fox blush, Manchester United stands to rake in a cool £2 million from a sell-on clause so smart it probably wears glasses and sits on the front row. You see, Maxi Oyedele, the former United starlet now dazzling fans at Legia Warsaw, has caught the eye of clubs across Europe like he’s the last packet of crisps on a team bus. With his price tag set at a grand €6 million, United’s cunning sell-on clause is about to light up their bank account quicker than you can say “Goal!”

Maxi has been burning up the pitch in Poland, making 24 appearances and even playing national team frisbee with the big boys. His leggy performances against giants like Chelsea in the Europa Conference League had scouts drooling into their pies. The lad’s silky tackles and defensive wizardry have the charm of a penguin in a tuxedo, undeniably irresistible to clubs like Werder Bremen and PSV Eindhoven vying for his magic.

Manchester United, taking a leaf from the maniacal playbook of their mischievous neighbors, Manchester City, have mastered the art of cash snagging with previous transfer tricks. With their crafty sales tactics, they’re setting themselves up for a fiscal fiesta while standing firm on the profit and sustainability rules front. So, football fans, let Oyedele be a lesson: sometimes, hard cash can come from the most unexpected places, like an assist from an old pal you never gave up on!