Angel Gomes Dons Marseille Bling…
In a twist that even a banana-peel dribbling wizard couldn’t foresee, ex-Red Devil Angel Gomes is strutting to the shores of Marseille, all set to unleash his midfield magic. Manchester United’s own Mason Greenwood and Marcus Rashford couldn’t find their ‘like’ buttons fast enough on Instagram, hailing their mate’s shift like it’s the transfer of the century. Picture this: Gomes gently sways, debonair as a midfielder on roller skates, out of Lille and straight onto the catwalk at the Stade Velodrome.
Breaking news: a fleet of Premier League clubs including Tottenham, West Ham, Newcastle, and Liverpool were left twisting in the transfer winds like tumbleweeds, yearning for Gomes’ midfield services. He scoffed their advances with the coolness of a cat balancing on a crossbar, choosing instead to join Marseille’s band of merry footballers. From Lille’s gates, he’s been like a fox, quick and nimble, pouncing on chances and bagging England call-ups like treats from a kind old lady.
As Greenwood and Gomes reunite beneath the French Riviera sun, Marseille fans are queuing up for popcorn to catch the magic on show. Greenwood, who’s been striking goals faster than a squirrel collecting acorns, boasts an impressive season alongside Roberto de Zerbi. Adrien Rabiot, French midfield maestro, sings praises for Greenwood like a football bard with cheerleaders, proclaiming him a sparkly diamond in football’s glitter heap. With magical feet and a shot as powerful as a thousand charging rhinos, Greenwood and Gomes’ tale in Marseille begins, promising fans nothing short of footballing fireworks!
