Goalie Gone, But Never Forgotten!…

Once known as the Flying Spaniard of Old Trafford, David de Gea has transmogrified into a social media sensation! Like a goalie superhero retiring to the sunset, De Gea, who made 545 awe-inducing appearances with United, has shown he’s still got a safe pair of hands when it comes to the “like” button. Despite taking a rollercoaster ride through a tricky 2022/23 season, the shot-stuffing man is now living la dolce vita in Italy with Fiorentina. Overwhelmed with emotion, United amigos like Bruno “Magic Feet” Fernandes, Diogo “Dazzler” Dalot, and Lisandro “Lionheart” Martinez turned into Instagram cheerleaders, flooding De Gea’s snaps with virtual hugs and emojis!

In a move smoother than a panna on broomsticks, De Gea shared a vacay pic captioned “Simple moments, forever memories.” Little did he know, it would summon a wave of likes from past United cohorts such as Robin “Fiery Boots” van Persie, and Juan “Maestro” Mata. It’s Instagram gold, folks! Meanwhile, De Gea basks away under the sun with his pop-star fabulous wife, Edurne, while gearing up for a starry return to Old Trafford as Fiorentina’s guardian angel.

The countdown to the next footy fiesta has begun! Brace yourselves for when the fanfare at Old Trafford blasts out louder than a stadium filled with singing seagulls. Our hero De Gea is primed for his grand return through the enchanted gates, with fans ready to celebrate his epic homecoming showdown as if it’s the Champions League final on loop. Mark your calendars for the holy pilgrimage on August 9, when these footy folklore muscles meet their former den! And hey, for the sizzling speculation and footy gossip galore, join our WhatsApp or newsletter tribe—where Manchester is Red, and still spectacular!