From Red Deviled to French Toast!…
Ladies and gentle-kickers, hold onto your cleats! Our dear Dr. Paul Pogba, the midfield maestro who juggles more than a circus clown on a unicycle, has apparently packed his fancy football boots and fancy pants for a swanky McTransfer to Monaco! Can you hear the Monte Carlo echoes humming ‘Ooh la la!’? After washing his hands clean of DHEA drama, the World Cup wizard is back in the playpen like a fox in a henhouse. The Spartan from France, who once danced between the Old Trafford brick walls like it was a football prom, is taking his talent soufflé to the land of baguettes and berets!
During his mystic hiatus from the field, rumor had it that Pogba barely spared a thought for Manchester United, proclaiming, “I had more issues on my plate than a buffet line!” Apparently, Man United was way back in his mental queue, behind wishbelts of personal kerfuffles. But now he’s ready to storm France like a croissant hunting pigeon, and word has it Monaco is dusting off the red carpet and setting up a two-year bunker for Pogba and his bag of tricks.
A cheeky twist of fate too spicy for any theremin, Pogba has never graced the French domestic pitch before. However, he’s about to turn Monaco’s field trajectories into an afternoon of jazz and jolly cakes. So move over, Hercule Poirot, because when Pogba takes stage, even the football isn’t just a ball, it’s an enigma wrapped in enigma dust! Don’t miss any of the side-splitting, back-flipping, football-funky fun; sign up to our etch-a-news-gram or fraction-news-feedz for your daily quota of United updates!
