Old Trafford’s Chatty Padel Duo!…
In an online showdown more dramatic than a last-minute penalty, Marcus Rashford and former goalie wizard David de Gea find themselves locked in a battle of banter hotter than an August afternoon at Old Trafford! De Gea, the net-minding legend currently saving shots for Fiorentina, tossed out a cheeky challenge from his Padel gear on Instagram — talk about taking a (virtual) lap of honor!
Rashford, as nimble with his emojis as he is with a football, fired back like a cannonball from half-pitch. Evidently, the Round Table of Manchester’s finest has uncovered the joyous magic of Padel, with a spat so thoroughly enjoyable even King Eric Cantona would give a round of applause! While Andre Onana plays hopscotch between the posts and Rashford makes Aston Villa audiences swoon, the chatter continues. Who needs a red carpet when you’ve got the green turf and even greener banter?
With transfer talks hotter than a striker’s boot, Rashy seems poised to blast off to a Champions League destination — but not without a glossy brochure showcasing summer homes in Istanbul or Riyadh. But don’t expect him in London, folks; he’s downright allergic to the Big Smoke! United, or shall we say the Red Roulette, juggle Rashford’s skyrocketing wage demands like circus jugglers, while our hero daydreams of pitches more appealing than the yellow pages. Mama Rashy didn’t raise no wage-cutter!
