Brentford’s Stingy Mbeumo Offer!…
In a dizzying transfer tango, Manchester United found themselves buzzing around the negotiation hive, trying to win the heart of Brentford’s prized drone, Bryan Mbeumo. Reports reveal our Red Devils, wielding a fresh and steamy £60 million honey pot, are a mere step away from rescuing the winged wizard from his striped guardians. United’s initial offer, a humble cookie-crumble £55 million, was flicked aside by the Bees like a buzzing fly at the picnic table.
It appears that Brentford, with their bee-eye vision for value, demanded a trove more than the golden hives already cracked open by United for Matheus ‘Brazilian Samba’ Cunha, swaying in from Wolves’ woodland realm. Aiming to outshine the Cunha Carnival with a regal £63 million crown, it’s a royal Bee-fest negotiation with Brentford gleefully upping the ante. Rest assured, this figure dwarfs even the combined goal output of any Manchester farmer’s carrot harvest! Add-ons are being fine-tuned with more precision than a bee’s flightpath to pollen!
But fret not, United fans, for personal terms are set to be smoother than a summer’s honey drip. Nifty negotiations continue to ensure the Cameroon star can don the red jersey just in time to samba his way into pre-season. With 35 glorious goals between Mbeumo and Cunha last season alone, Ruben Amorim’s crew is shaking off their 44-goal yawn-fest faster than you can say “beekeeper” three times in a row!
