Ruben Amorim’s Dash from the Camcorders…
In a tale as twisted as a referee’s whistle that found its way into a spaghetti bolognese, Manchester United’s saga of the Amazon docu-drama took a detour through the tulip fields of disbelief! Our tale begins with the mystical whispers that the Red Devils were set to twinkle like Cristiano Ronaldo’s meticulously gelled hair on the small screen courtesy of Amazon. But alas, like a cat who decided the camera’s soul-stealing properties were legit, Ruben Amorim threw a managerial banana peel into the plot twists, nixing the grand idea like he was swatting a pesky bug off his clipboard!
Now, this wasn’t just any pocket change lounge-around-the-clubhouse sort of deal — this was a bank-breaking, goose-laying, golden-egg of a bonanza worth more than ÂŁ10 million! That’s enough cash for a colossal inflatable Paul Pogba in every stadium across the league! But Mr. Amorim’s expression, as sour as a left-back’s gym socks, sent the documentary dreams tumbling faster than a football under a toddler’s kick.
But hold your whistling horses, because football finance wizard Professor Plumley, holding the wand of optimism and clad in cash-counting regalia, declared that this wonky documentary ride isn’t over till the fat Wayne Rooney sings! He believes Old Trafford’s behind-the-scenes escapade will sashay onto screens someday soon, delighting fans worldwide — those who dream of the day they might catch a glimpse of Fred nervously juggling pies in the canteen or Marcus Rashford’s stealthy spaghetti-eating challenge. So, grab your popcorn, because it ain’t curtains for this saga yet!
