Jordao’s Jelly-Bean Jungle Gym for Kids…
Hold onto your floppy hats, folks! Jordao Costa, the part-time meat pie punter from Barnoldswick Town, isn’t just doing the tango on the pitch; he’s whirling and swirling his way into the hearts of tomorrow’s footy gods at Manchester United. His weekend may be filled with sweating it out in the North West Counties Premier League’s Extra Preliminary Round against Trafford, but outside of that dance, Costa’s crafting a secret recipe—think Grandma’s Sunday roast meets Mourinho’s mind games!
From failing trials at United to becoming a local lad legend, Costa is now running JC Elite Coaching with the stealth and verve of a squirrel on a sugar rush. With former United whiz-kid Shola Shoretire and his brother Tunda in tow, plus his cousin and Burton Albion’s own Fábio Tavares, Costa is busier than a cat in a fish market! The result? His coaching sessions are more thrilling than cramming penguins into a phone booth!
But he’s not just coaching—this guy’s all in! Filming sessions for children like Jaice Dore, Edson DeJonge-Seiros, and Mane Soares, Costa is the Spielberg of Soccer, crafting movie stars out of playground ponies. He overlays his videos with more analysis than a caffeinated owl wearing Harry Potter glasses! So keep an eye on Costa’s carnival of coaching chaos as he kicks off his plans to become THE boss of the ball in his clunky soccer boots!
