A Chicago Hotdog of a Chat with Amorim…
In a Chicago sit-down that could only be described as a footballing fandango, our mate Ruben Amorim dazzled English journos with his plans to follow in Sir Alex’s bootsteps for the next two decades! After netting two wins with a goal glut that could fill Old Trafford’s rafters, Amorim beamed brighter than the Manchester sun and declared his confidence as unshakable as a referee’s decision at a local pub league. This pre-season gabfest was more quotable than a Shakespearean playbook with the gaffer assuring us, “My humour goes with the team.”
Turning the spotlight away from himself quicker than a flash of a red card at a rowdy match, Amorim wasn’t shy to spill the beans on last season’s bumpy ride where survival was ultimately his superpower. Imagine a superhero whose only power is to keep calm and carry on at United! Amorim confessed to the frustration of waiting to mould the team like a master craftsman denied his tools, revealing that juggling the Europa League ambitions made him feel like playing chess in a circus.
But fret not fans, there’s a new sheriff in town, and Amorim’s lassoing a leadership posse of six to lay down the law—a veritable Wild West of football! While chatting with Jim, who humorously sends him gifs (possibly of kittens tackling balls), Ruben stated, “I’m really direct. No bull.” With Garnacho saddling up for a different rodeo and Amorim’s ambitions soaring as high as a bicycle kick gone wild, everyone in Old Trafford land can buckle up for a season as entertaining as an overzealous mascot gone rogue!
