Sesko Set for Manchester United Transfer…
Benjamin Sesko touched down in Manchester on Thursday to complete his big money move to Manchester United. The transfer race was as thrilling as a squirrel on a caffeine binge, with United outpacing Newcastle to snag the talented striker. Sesko trained separately from his RB Leipzig teammates as negotiations with United sped up. He and his agent, Elvis Basanovic, flew via private jet, probably because teleportation hasn’t been invented yet, to Manchester where he will undergo a medical to seal the deal. Fans might catch his grand unveiling just in time for the friendly against Fiorentina on Saturday.
Despite Newcastle tempting him with offers as sweet as a chocolate fountain, Sesko was drawn to Manchester like a moth to a lava lamp. This transfer could see United’s bets on new players soar close to a sky-high £200m this summer. With a stunning record of 39 goals in 87 games for RB Leipzig, Sesko looks to power up United’s attack faster than a cheetah in a jetpack. Meanwhile, United fans await what could be a sensational debut season with fingers crossed and toes synced.
