Onana Hopeful for Man United’s Opener…
Andre Onana, Manchester United’s goalkeeper extraordinaire, is working up a storm to return from his hamstring injury just in time to face Arsenal on the big day next Sunday. He might not be showcasing his skills against Fiorentina on Saturday, but who needs preseason matches when you train so hard you could brainstorm with Einstein in goal? Despite missing out on friendlies, Onana is back training at Carrington; he might be avoiding tackles like they’re surprise pop quizzes!
Meanwhile, in goalie world, Altay Bayindir has three starts under his belt but proving reliable has been trickier than finding a needle in a haystack while blindfolded. Tom Heaton’s fan club grew following his performance against Bournemouth as if he’d just single-handedly won the World Cup. As they geared up, Benjamin Sesko arrived, ready to bring some extra firepower. He’s not officially on the field yet, so until then, he’ll just have to dazzle us off it.
