Ruben Amorim’s Pre-Season Defensive Shuffle…
Life has its guarantees: taxes, bad hair days, and Ruben Amorim juggling his Man United defence like a circus performer with more balls than common sense. Through four pre-season games, Amorim managed to change his back-three lineup more times than a teenager switches between TikTok trends. With United’s last warm-up against Fiorentina looming before the Premier League kickoff against Arsenal, it’s time Amorim picks a trio that doesn’t shuffle like a deck of cards before match day.
With defensive decisions as tricky as untangling a cassette tape, Amorim is almost ready to reveal his secret recipe for defensive success. Yoro, De Ligt, and Shaw appear as front-runners, but like choosing a favorite child, there’s no easy decision. The final friendly has Amorim’s brain working overtime, but here’s hoping his defense gels before it plays leapfrog over the Arsenal attack. Regardless of the lineup, Maguire, De Ligt, and Shaw might spend more time competing than brothers fighting for the last slice of pizza.
