Donnarumma’s Future: Paris to Manchester?…

Paris Saint-Germain’s ace Gianluigi Donnarumma is conspicuously absent from the team’s UEFA Super Cup roster amidst buzz of a Manchester United switch. The Champions League victor, fresh off downing United in the Europa League final, faces Tottenham in Italy with Donnarumma watching from his couch—probably with a popcorn mountain the size of the Eiffel Tower. The Italian’s Paris contract is ticking down, expiring next season, and with negotiations stuck in neutral, the goalie feels disheartened by Luis Enrique’s squad snub. Fabrizio Romano hints he’s declaring freedom, ready to pack his bags for Manchester.

United fans couldn’t resist cornering Ruben Amorim post their Fiorentina triumph, humorously mimicking detectives in a mystery novel, asking about Donnarumma’s possible arrival. Amorim’s reaction? Befuddlement and a chuckle that could bring the House of Commons to tears. Despite the rumors, insiders assure Andre Onana’s spot is secure, injury notwithstanding. Chelsea, whispered as another option, seems uninterested. With Donnarumma’s contract playing limbo, a move to Old Trafford might just cost less than a fancy avocado toast in London!