Man United Striker Hojlund Open to Milan Move…

Manchester United is optimistic about selling Rasmus Hojlund before the summer transfer window slams shut. With Benjamin Sesko joining for a £74m blockbuster deal, United now has a formidable front three to kick off the Premier League campaign. Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo also strutted in earlier this summer. Last Saturday, Hojlund sat out during a friendly 1-1 nap-session with Fiorentina, much like a cat that refuses to chase plastic mice. The club believes it’s prime time to part ways and cash in on the striker, who arrived two summers ago for £72m but only netted four Premier League goals last season.

The CIES Football Observatory suggests Hojlund’s worth could be between £57.8m to £66.4m, yet United seems to be looking at the price tag like it’s written in hieroglyphics! The Swiss algorithm-based model accounts for factors like player performance, age, and other knick-knacks. But with less than three weeks left, timing is everything. Hojlund is keen on joining AC Milan, who are busy reconstructing like beavers with tool belts after a disappointing season. Before Milan can dinner-date with United over Hojlund, they need to finish their defensive shopping spree. They’re plotting to snag Zachary Athekame and Koni de Winter while possibly mailing Malick Thiaw to Newcastle. It’s a classic game of football musical chairs!