Manchester United’s Premier League Focus…

Manchester United’s focus is kicking back to the Premier League this season after trying a Champions League shortcut through the Europa League last term, which landed them embarrassingly in 15th place—a fall so big it could rival my cousin’s attempt at skiing! Without any European dates, new coach Ruben Amorim has loads of time to train the squad. After a summer of shopping and a happy preseason, bets are on with United at 3/1 to finish in the top four—betting against them is almost like betting against gravity!

United’s summer was filled with statement signings, turning last season’s biggest weakness into their biggest strength faster than a magician at a kids’ party! Without European distractions, their number one mission is to book a European cruise for the 2026/27 season. A top-four finish is their dream, but even a top-six is alright and currently at 3/4 odds. The squad is buzzing like a bee at a honey festival, totally backing Amorim’s playbook. With Benjamin Sesko and smart additions like Bryan Mbeumo and Matheus Cunha, scoring goals should be as easy as finding sand on a beach!