Man United Fans Torn Over Baleba Move…

Manchester United are considering shaking up their midfield with Brighton’s Carlos Baleba, who they hope isn’t as hard to capture as a slippery bar of soap. Fans are chatting away in The Manchester Evening News about Roy Keane’s wise caution concerning this pricey venture. Keane, meanwhile, raises an eyebrow at the notion of shelling out £100 million for Baleba, likening it to buying a mystery box where the surprise might be a gold watch or just a rubber duck.

Despite Baleba’s towering potential, voices like Jungle Jerry’s argue that United could use other realistic targets or face financial ruin worthy of a Greek tragedy. Sidhu48 dramatically warns that splurging £100 million would make United and Baleba sink faster than a concrete submarine. Meanwhile, MickyFinn interrupts with an important question: should United chase after top-four spots or just enjoy a nice mid-table cruise? Cromwellswart chimes in reminding us that Brighton turns unknown players into cash cows, while United turns them into deer in headlights.