Man Utd’s Transfer Adventures…
Manchester United are getting ready for a wild transfer market ride as they eye Brighton’s Carlos Baleba. While rebuilding their team, the Red Devils have already welcomed Benjamin Sesko, Matheus Cunha, and Bryan Mbeumo. But the fun may not stop there! Unfortunately, Brighton wants more for Baleba than the cost of sending an alpaca to space and back: £100 million. United may need to pull off a fundraising miracle by offloading some stars to afford him. They could part ways with Alejandro Garnacho, who is apparently worth more than an ancient Roman artifact.
Antony, meanwhile, is rumored to be eyeing a switch that feels as mysterious as a magician’s hat trick, with talks of a permanent or loan move abroad. On the striker front, Rasmus Hojlund could be the next to exit, while clubs keen on snagging Jadon Sancho have formed a queue longer than a line at a buy-one-get-one-free noodle buffet. Tyrell Malacia, too, seems to have packed his bags, all while fans eagerly subscribe to every imaginable update source like squirrels hoarding nuts before winter. Be sure to catch the latest United news on podcasts or via our WhatsApp group!
