United Seek to Offload Star Players…
Alejandro Garnacho, Jadon Sancho, Antony, Tyrell Malacia and Rasmus Hojlund are still hanging around Manchester United like socks left in the dryer, determined to find new homes. Each had solo Carrington training sessions, after wishing for greener pastures. Marcus Rashford already jetted off, wishing his colleagues good luck. Chelsea keeps flirting with Garnacho, but Man Utd won’t part with him cheaply. Sancho’s move to Chelsea fell through over his sky-high wages, so Chelsea opted to pay £5m to back out. This sort of swap-and-drop hasn’t been seen since trading baseball cards in middle school.
Antony is longing for Real Betis after a golden loan season but their piggy bank is emptier than a popcorn bucket after movie night. His agent chimed in with a possible move to Saudi Arabia, where dreams—and paychecks—fly as high as camels. Tyrell Malacia celebrated his birthday but interest in him is as scarce as a polite referee. Despite being benched against Arsenal, Hojlund has AC Milan’s attention, though their interest feels about as reliable as predicting lottery numbers. As the transfer window shuts on September 1st, things could turn more dramatic than a soap opera cliffhanger!
