United Inquire About Santos Amid Garnacho Talks…

As Manchester United discuss Alejandro Garnacho’s potential move to Chelsea, they’ve also made a cheeky inquiry about Andrey Santos. It’s almost as if they’re at a football buffet, reaching for every player on the menu! While this could turn into the biggest midfield whoopee cushion saga of the summer, Chelsea seem reluctant to part with Santos despite the Reds’ desire. Garnacho’s about to collect more frequent flyer miles, jetting his way to Stamford Bridge, though United might explore other options fast enough to make a hummingbird dizzy before the deadline.

Santos, who’s back to Chelsea after a dazzling display at Strasbourg, seems to have a place in Enzo Maresca’s plans, kind of like a grand finale firework that’s too bright to miss. Meanwhile, with his ability to play both as a number six or eight, keeping him at Chelsea feels like locking away the last piece of cheesecake from an office party. Whether United manages to snag him remains a mystery, adding yet another twist in the rollercoaster ride of the transfer season.