United’s Deadline Day Dreams and Exits…
As Manchester United sprint towards the transfer deadline finish line, they’re working harder than a cat herder in a room full of laser pointers to seal deals. After a rocky start that saw them lose to Arsenal despite dominating, and a penalty disaster against Grimsby Town that felt like a bad dream from a horror movie marathon, they’re determined to strengthen the squad. They’ve partly eased pressure by sending Alejandro Garnacho packing to Chelsea but with a whole football pitch worth of work still to do.
Rumor has it Rasmus Hojlund is headed to Napoli, Antony is eyeing a sunny Spanish return with Real Betis, and Jadon Sancho is all but packed for a loan to Aston Villa. Senne Lammens, the hero United needs to save the goalie woes, is reportedly on his way. But, the cherry on top of the deadline day madness? Convincing Kobbie Mainoo to change his mind about leaving might be trickier than getting a cat to abandon a cozy lap; fingers crossed, miracles happen!
