United Eager for Sesko’s Goal-Scoring Spark…

With season four games old, Manchester United shakes like a nervous chihuahua on espresso, waiting for their £73 million forward, Benjamin Sesko, to score. Despite his price tag, Sesko, lured from RB Leipzig over Newcastle’s summer advances, hasn’t yet dazzled like a fireworks show. Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo, carrying Premier League roles like seasoned chefs flipping pancakes, have quickly left a mark at Old Trafford. Meanwhile, Sesko’s been mostly invisible, possibly practicing his ghost impression, having only logged 80 minutes in three league games.

Coach Amorim claims Sesko is adjusting to England, where rain and football both come from the heavens, while critics spot a blaring signal as bright as a disco ball when Sesko ended up as the 10th penalty taker in a Carabao Cup clash, well behind defenders. Nevertheless, the 22-year-old shares enthusiasm as high as a hot air balloon, preparing for tonight’s World Cup qualifier against Sweden, with United fans keen to see him remind everyone of the 21 goals he bagged last season. Can Sesko stoke the Old Trafford hype train with his boots tonight? Stay tuned!