Hilarious Transfer Pursuits and Maguire Drama…
Though the transfer window slammed shut, Manchester United is still diving head-first into a pool of rumors deeper than the Mariana Trench. Ruben Amorim brought in squad additions over the summer, but he’s still got his eye on further moves— because apparently, four players just aren’t enough to fill his hungry squad’s bottomless pit. United was wildly linked with players, managing to sign Bryan Mbeumo and Benjamin Sesko out of an interest piñata. The January window may lead to some new arrivals just in time for holiday shopping.
The juicy rumor mill claims United had their sights aggressively set on Antoine Semenyo, trying to woo him with a £55 million offer and even a dinner date with Amorim in London. But Semenyo played it cool, sticking with Bournemouth like a koala hugging a tree. Meanwhile, Harry Maguire has become quite the hot property, reportedly eyed by two Saudi Arabian clubs. Still, he’s as committed to United as a squirrel is to hoarding nuts. United wants a substantial offer before even thinking about letting him go— after all, you don’t sell your grandma’s precious vase just because someone waved a couple of dollars your way!
