Antoine Semenyo and Baleba Shine in Rumors…
The transfer window chat is as hot as a jalapeño in a sauna, with Manchester United eyeing new targets. One standout name is Bournemouth’s Antoine Semenyo, who was pursued more eagerly than a cat chasing a laser pointer in the summer. Despite a potential £55 million deal, Semenyo decided to stay put, likely because he was waiting for Manchester’s weather to include more sunshine. With Semenyo scoring three in his first three Premier League games, he would have been like adding a cherry on top of United’s attack sundae.
Meanwhile, United’s midfield dreams took a comedic twist with interest in Brighton’s Carlos Baleba. It’s said they agreed on personal terms faster than a cheetah on roller skates but had to pump the brakes due to Brighton’s ‘not for sale’ billboard. Another heartbeat of excitement was Adam Wharton, whose potential signing would have sent Kobbie Mainoo packing on loan with a gleeful grin. In the rare air of goalkeeping, United wished to snag Emi Martinez who, if signed, might have led to Andre Onana’s shuffle faster than a game of musical chairs. This dream squad has options worthy of a fantasy manager’s fever dream!