Man Utd line up Colombian wonderkid

Manchester United have agreed a deal worth around $1m (£741k) to sign 17-year-old midfielder Cristian Orozco from Fortaleza, with the move planned for next summer once he turns 18. Coaches hail him as a natural leader, already capped nine times by Colombia U19.

Orozco is praised for maturity beyond his years—though let’s be honest, most 17-year-olds are still learning to finish their driving test, not boss a midfield at Old Trafford.