Amad’s Rollercoaster Rehab…
Hold onto your football socks, Manchester United fans! The dazzling dribbler Amad has given us a twinkle of hope that his ankle, once as fragile as a cookie in milk, is on the mend! Our speedster has been glued to the sidelines since February, thanks to an ankle twist that could make a pretzel blush at a winter training tumble. Ruben Amorim, the grand master of United’s tactical symphony, sadly proclaimed Amad’s season was toast. But wait! Is that the sound of hope we hear? Could he really be back by May to save the day like a last-minute fire-breathing dragon? Absolutely maybe!
Amid banana laces and magic potions, images emerged from the secret lair that is Carrington. The world saw Amad pumping iron like a superhero in training, while X, previously known as bird-whistle-platform, lit up with excitement. “This sight will brighten your Wednesday,” they chirped, as Amad was caught doing parkour-like dynamic stretches. A 44-second rollercoaster video of him running, flexing and juggling followed, complete with the universal symbols of hope and cheeky smiles! You could almost hear the angels of Old Trafford singing.
The Europa League is around the corner, practically waving at United, and as the Red Devils cross their fingers facing Lyon, they dream of Amad’s return, flying like a supersonic cleat at the Bilbao behemoth bash on May 21. Who knows? Maybe Amad will roll back on the pitch and dance his shoelasses off, scooping United towards glory, because hey – never say never to a smiling hour-glass emoji! For more spicy updates and red-hot gossip, join The Manchester Evening News’ fantastical football carnival with our myriad pods and newsletters set to tickle your eardrums and eyeballs alike!
